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Man: [regarding driving the gang around the parking lot to find Kramer's car] I can't do it.
Elaine: But why? Why can't you do it?
Man: I can't.
Elaine: No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.
Man: That's right.
Elaine: But why? Why don't you want to?
Man: I don't know.
Elaine: But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?
Man: No, I wouldn't.
Seinfeld . The Dog [3.4]
Gavin: Prediction: You'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit Farfel before the month is out.
Jerry: Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life.
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Joey: Ewwww!
Phoebe: I know. I know. I opened it up,...”
– Friends . 1st season
“Chandler: Hey, you know? I’ve had it with you guys, and your...”
war.java (fragment)
public war do(Iran)
{
if ( Iran.sends(Israel.underAttack()) || Chavez != smart )
{
for ( israel.Death = 0; Israel.Death < IranWishes; israel.Death ++ )
{ Throw.NuclearBombIran(israel.Death); }
Jail(chavez);
return Bombing;
}
else {
Jail(chavez); //anyway
return Bombing; //anyway
}
}
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